Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Make Rush Limbaugh and Governor Mitch Daniels Eat It With "Mission Havoc!"

Rush Limbaugh orchestrated “Operation Chaos,” an effort to persuade Republicans to “cross over” and vote for Hillary Clinton in open primary states like Indiana, thereby prolonging the divisive and costly D primary fight.

While Democrats spun the high voter registration totals as “new” voters brought in by excitement about “the process” and Obama (absolutely true), they also claimed converts from legions of disgruntled Republicans. Sorry, but this can't be as true. There hasn't been that kind of mass defection from any organization since Dan Dakich took over as head coach at IU. In short, you HAVE to believe that Limbaugh’s tactic had at least some success, in particular in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Indiana.

So how about a little payback? Let’s call it “Mission Havoc.”

The goal is to assist the gubernatorial campaign of Democrat Jill Long-Thompson by getting John Waterman, a rogue Republican state senator who is waging a third-party bid as leader of “the taxpayer party” on the ballot. He needs 33,000 signatures by June 30.

If Waterman becomes viable, I predict he will siphon both money and votes from Daniels. Sure, there is a chance he might take some protest votes from independents that JLT would have otherwise collected but for a “third protest option,” but I’m banking that, by virtue of the assistance from famed foe of Bob and Tom, Waterman will take even MORE votes from ultra conservatives who think an income tax is illegal and who think the right to have a tank in your garage is constitutionally protected. Those folks would NEVER vote for a Democrat. Ever.

People, including John Price himself, say the collection of 33,000 signatures might require a political miracle. I don’t agree. Look at the math. 33,000/12 days = 2,750 signatures per day. That’s 275 per day if you have 10 volunteers at Walmart. But WHAT IF, in addition to the Waterman campaign efforts, we could get, say, 1000 people to get 10 names each?

How about we find out, readers?

PLEASE go to http://www.taxpayersparty.net/, print out the form, and get 10 people in your circle of family and friends (or MORE if you’re Catholic) to sign. Then mail it to me at: Chris Worden, 225 N. Delaware Street, Indianapolis, IN 46204.

IF I receive it BEFORE June 30, I’ll take all of them to the Marion County Clerk’s Office. If you mail it, it MUST be received by the 29th, or I won’t have it in time to deliver by the deadline.

No, I’m serious. Really. I’m very serious. If you want to help JLT, and you’re thinking, “I can write a check for JLT, or I can spend my time getting signatures for John Waterman," get the signatures.” (And write the check as or donate on-line immediately. JLT needs a good campaign finance report).

As an incentive for your labor, I will give a $100 gift card to the restaurant of choice to the registered Democrat who delivers in a timely manner the most legitimate signatures (no "I.P. Freely" or "Seymour Butts").

LET MISSION HAVOC BEGIN! Bwaaahaha. Bwaahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


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6 comments:

briank said...

Psst... the link is wrong. It should be http://www.taxpayersparty.net/, not .com

I'm in. Of course, this plan is vastly superior to operation chaos, since you're not encouraging people to break the law.

legaldiva said...

I love your mind...that's my you're my favorite blogger:)

Eclecticvibe said...

How about we change Indiana's ridiculous ballot access laws and allow more competition in our races. Indiana's requirements are one of the toughest in the nation for 3rd party and Independent Ballot Access. You need 33,000 VERIFIED signatures, so you need to collect about twice that number. Believe me that Democrat and Republican clerks who certify the signatures LOVE to disqualify signatures for the smallest reasons possible, like writing 6/18/08 instead of 6/18/2008. Steve Bonney is also waging an independent run for Governor in Indiana, and has been collecting signatures for many months. It's no easy task.

http://bonneyforgov.org

Anonymous said...

What a great idea......I think it would benefit JLT so let's get it done.

iPOPA said...

Brian,

Thanks! I have it right now.

Chris

DMC said...

I did a bake sale for MoveOn last Saturday and encouraged people to sign the Waterman petition. I got about 12 signatures, which isn't bad for a liberal organization in Carmel!